What’s in Your Stars?

July 16th, 2009 4:00 am / Author: mmooney

Will Ferrell

July 16
Today’s celeb birthdays
1963: Phoebe Cates (46)
1968: Will Ferrell (41, Pictured)
1971: Corey Feldman (38)

CANCER
With Mercury in Cancer joining forces with Uranus in Pisces, great minds think alike today. However, you may also think that others are barking mad or barking up the wrong tree. Still, you could be making an intriguing journey shortly, in an otherwise unknown territory. Call my starline to find out about an unofficial holiday.

IF IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY… Then your mind appears to be centered on far away places and faces. This could truly be a year of amazing developments, and ominous events. Watching from the outside is a waste of time.

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CAPRICORN
Opinions have changed – so have your plans. Meanwhile, an emotional problem has to be addressed. Ensure you don’t put your boot in your mouth today. True, heads will shake, but there is no misinterpreting you. Actually, someone knows you very well, and is overjoyed to see you. Call my starline to see why you must stick your neck out.

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AQUARIUS
Accept whatever is offered peacefully today. There are certain things you cannot agree to. What next – a swimming pool for co-workers? In fact, that’s not the way you function, even though you could earn some commission today. Identify the areas where improvements have the most impact. Call my starline to get the help you want.

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PISCES
Because Mars is brilliantly aspected by Uranus in Pisces, once again you may betray your affection without realizing it. Allow for the odd argument or aching dilemma today. However, unless you put your toe in the water, you won’t get wet! Steamy is really the word. Call my starline to see why it’s a mentally stimulating time.

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ARIES
Another day of surprising developments at home. It’s not the prospect of losing your house that worries you. In fact, you’re living in the best place. However, for different reasons, you maybe warned to stay away, at least until others have left the neighborhood. Children. Call my starline to see why it’s everything but the kitchen sink.

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TAURUS
Apart from a demonstration of friendship, others may want to organize invitations or introductions today. Let them. More, some sort of story could take you by surprise. Not boring stuff. Hardly. In reality, a third party holds the key. Do try to counter their momentum. Call my starline for another valuable insight.

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GEMINI
Time to clear the air and even talk about your goals. Admittedly, you may not be able to justify stretching yourself any further. Not that you have a choice in the matter. Besides, you could also be asked to appear in public today. Not a common practice. Call my starline to see why you need to grasp the nettle.

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LEO
By rights, an offer that suddenly materializes could open the way for further negotiations. Although, there is also a fiddle going on today. Now for personal reasons, a complex situation is unfolding. And, on this occasion, you need to be sociable, even if you risk alienation. Call my starline to see why something is made to order.

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VIRGO
Both partners and close companions are still inclined to shock and tease. Perhaps someone is getting hitched, but is reluctant to set a date. There is more to various situations and phrases today. But what you can expect is an inspiring tale. For single people only. Call my starline to see why children will sprout forth.

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LIBRA
No doubt there is mounting concern about your role at work. Sure, inner quality exists – something you Librans despise. Apart from a gentle wake up call, you could find yourself elevated to a higher level today. Afraid of heights? It is more terrifying watching from the side. Call my starline to see why real success awaits you.

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SCORPIO

A splendid link between Mercury and Uranus in Pisces suggests that a personal bridge can be crossed today. In many ways, what you are experiencing is foreign to you. Safer to watch from the side of the road. In any event, you’re more of a voyeur. Call my starline to see why you should reach your destination.

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SAGITTARIUS
A property deal or business matter must be handled with the utmost discretion. There is a feeding frenzy going on today. Not the financial headache you thought. Anyhow, the family needs you most. But whatever is happening, use it to your advantage. Call my starline to see why it’s good to escape.

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