In wholly unsurprising news, Macaulay Culkin is denying recent odd reports that he is the biological father of Michael Jackson’s youngest child, Blanket. The weird story appeared first in The Sun this morning and has spread from outlet to outlet, with varying degrees of belief.
And it seems that far-flung theory should just be thrown out: “The inquiries are too preposterous for us to even acknowledge,” Mac’s rep Michelle Bega tells TMZ.
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Talk about ODD!!! Someone is so STUPID that the don’t know that Blanket is his YOUNGEST child and NOT his ELDEST!!! Good lord, let that man RIP so his kids don’t have to read this type of crap!!! Ugh
That’s exactly what I was going to say. Blanket is the youngest. Duh!!!
Sorry about the mistake guys! Of course we know Blanket is the youngest, it was just a human error, and has been fixed. Thank you for being so observant.
Eeewww….