Spencer Pratt: Thanks For My Job, LC
If there's one thing Spencer Pratt is good for (besides having a wonderfully apt last name), it's making blatantly ridiculous statements, bordering on delusional, when it comes to his own importance.
Exhibit A: When asked about his frenemy-ship with The Hills' Lauren Conrad, Spencer tells AOL's inside/TV she's done him and Heidi Montag a few favors.
"If it weren't for her, I would have never met Heidi and I wouldn't be the most famous person on planet Earth right now," he says.
So what will happen to Speidi once LC leaves the show? Spencer doesn't care much either way, even if it leaves him without a medium to thrust his ridiculousness upon the world.
"Hope she wakes up, calls the producers at MTV, begs for her job back," he says.
Although he seems a bit full of himself (just a tiny bit), Spencer has no illusions about what his life would be like without reality TV stardom.
"I'd probably be working at Taco Bell."
In a perfect world, Spencer. In a perfect world.