Malan's Musings: Fashion Friday Is Here!
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One little thing I realized about today, haha! It's Friday the 13th! Darlings, I searched and searched for a quote from the film, Friday the 13th, that could relate in any way to a fashion column and I found this, "In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the a** pockets of her jean shorts." Haha! So classy!
Then I searched celebrities in jean shorts or close to it, et violá! Mon cheri, Fraulein Heidi Klum, in a red jean mini, dining in NYC this week with her lovely children. Wow, it has been years since I saw Lenny and Johan on the set of Project Runway, they have grown to be little adults.
Congratulations to Fraulein Klum, Harvey Weinstein, Tim Gunn, Nina Garcia, and the one my friends call "the tangerine dream,"(I am still unclear why) Michael Kors, on the tenth season of Project Runway. Heidi is still so radiant!
Speaking of Tangerine dreams, Demi Lovato in this lovely lace dress, with the leather biking jacket looks fresh, and darlings what is that word people use when a lady wears too much eye makeup?
Then the hair, YIKES! What looked stylish from the neck down, has brought back memories of a circus clown. OOH- lala that ryhmes, haha! Will she walk the tight rope this season on the X Factor?
Well it looks like Britney Spears is prepared to do just that. What is with her pose? Like she is trying to hold up her bum. The dress looks way too small. Elastic bandage dresses are meant to shape and curve, not serve as a casing. Yikes! I love Britney so much, but this look is not becoming. Perhaps in the next city, a dress that fits and a friendly wave to the crowds will make her appear less frightened.
I once believed L.A. Reid was the most stylish man in music, until I saw these sleeves. Darling please call me, my tailors will fix this immediately, perhaps its time to try a little Malan Breton HOMME.
Speaking of most stylish men, my winner of the week is the brilliant Channing Tatum, in this stunning window plaid three piece. I have never said a man looks beautiful before but, in this suit, he looks beautiful!
Oh darlings, when it comes to Hollywood beauties, my heart belongs to Ashley Greene. Not really Ashley so don't worry, haha! But she has the most beautiful face in Hollywood at this very moment, and her fashion sensibility is flawless! The dress with slight floral accents is a wonder of simplicity. If Christy Turlington and Clark Gable had a child, this is what she would look like! STUNNING!!!
Jessica Biel is one of Hollywood's most beautiful women, but her look at the ESPYs! I apologize for saying this, looks like my neighbor Fred in a dress, the year he was Barbra Streisand for Halloween. Something in the styling just isn't working! I hope she will not hate me for saying that, I think she is so beautiful!
Have you ever had a moment on the red carpet where you hear the paps calling your name asking you to look in every which direction at one time, and you just want to blow your cool, rip off your allegedly borrowed couture, and tell them all, in your most eloquent French, #@!& %## !!! I could be wrong, but I sense from the look in Zooey Deschanel's eyes, she is having one of those alleged moments! But her dress is stunning! I love her accessories, the belt, the crystal bag, are all so retro, she looks like a beautiful visitor from another decade.
Well darlings until next week, I wish you all Love and Glamour!