Charlie Sheen Wants "Hot" Mila Kunis As His Third Goddess

Charlie Sheen and Mila Kunis and Goddesses April 17"

Mila Kunis, you are Charlie Sheen's chosen third goddess! Congratulations? During Charlie's Wednesday night performance of "My Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option" live show in Columbus, Ohio, Charlie announced he wanted to add the Black Swan star as one of his goddesses. 

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“Mila Kunis. I mean, debate me, right?” Charlie said to the crowd (via Access Hollywood) explaining who the third goddess he'd like to join Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly. “And here’s the good news: My goddesses have already f***ing approved [Mila]… she’s pre-approved.”

By moderator Joey Scoleri had his doubts that a third goddess would be a good idea saying, “Two is the ideal number and now you’re talking about potentially a third?”

“Come on, man. A warlock can, you know, manage so many goddesses,” Charlie said. “I tried three, I tried f***ing three – it doesn’t work.

“I would have great tolerance for many items missing provided it involves Mila f***ing Kunis,” he added. “Who wouldn’t? If Mila Kunis is stealing your sh*t because you can’t pay attention to her, you’re still f***ing winning. You’re still winning at that moment.”

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So how will Charlie persuade Mila to join his goddesses?

“I have tremendous faith in the young Mila Kunis — I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her ‘likes’ and I’m going to buy them all,” he explained. “And then she can come steal them! Super f***ing hot thief!

“Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite sh*t for you to come steal-- in Sherman Oaks.”

Wonder what Mila thinks of Charlie's goddess request?

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