Lunchtime Lowdown: Jason Segel Hangs with Lilo; Tiger Woods Talks Golf

• Jason Segel, you should know better than to invite Lindsay Lohan over if you want to stay under the radar. (Celebuzz)

• Tiger Woods is finally talking! About golf, not that other thing about maybe cheating. (TigerWoods.com)

• George Clooney's girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis is in puppy love! (JustJared)

• Sarah Palin offers parenting advice: Blind obedience. (TMZ)

• Rosie O'Donnell sets a very bad, very tan example with her sun-worshiping ways. (E! News)

• Ah, reality stars will do anything for a bite of fame! Including eating a rat, it seems. (PopEater)