Lunchtime Lowdown: Sarah Palin Loves Swag; Dave Navarro Gets Naked

• Sarah Palin seems to have an allergy to spending her own money. Good thing there's swag out there for the taking! (PopEater)
• Hurt Locker producer won't be heading to the Oscars after sending some controversial emails. Woopsies. (Huffington Post)
• Want to see Dave Navarro naked? Yes? It's your lucky day. No? Too bad, he is. (Just Jared)
• Dr. Drew's alleged stalker BUSTED by cyper spies! Really! (TMZ)
• Jersey Shore meets Inglourious Basterds? Don't mind if we do. (Celebuzz)