While You Were Sleeping

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Do those squats, Philip Seymour Hoffman! His love scene with Marisa Tomei in Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead — in which Hoffman’s bare white bum is exposed — topped the list of the “Ten Worst Nude Film Scenes” for Paper magazine. Other top winners (or should we say losers): Terry Bradshaw in Failure to Launch and Patrick Dempsey in Some Girls, who, wrote author Dennis Dermody, “won’t make you think McDreamy, but rather McTeeny.”

Amy Yasbeck, the widow of John Ritter, testified yesterday in the wrongful-death lawsuit against two of Ritter’s doctors. Yasbeck is suing a cardiologist who treated Ritter at a Burbank hospital on the day he died in September 2003 and a radiologist who performed a body scan on Ritter two years earlier. She is seeking $67 million, claiming that had his doctors spotted a tear in his aorta, he could have been properly treated and would have survived.

He didn’t win the Superbowl, but Tom Brady’s still hot property. The quarterback that launched a thousand man-crushes is being courted by Calvin Klein to appear in their next underwear ads and, says Rush & Molloy, was offered seven figures to strip down to his skivvies. No word on if he’s accepted.