Remember, these aren't suggestions. These are just people that would make us go, "OMG! OMG!" So, here's Jason Alexander, not that guy from Seinfeld, but the childhood friend of Britney who married her in Vegas in January 2004. The marriage was annulled after 55 hours. (Of course, if Britney dated the guy from Seinfeld, we would freak out about that as well.) We wouldn't be surprised if Brit eventually settles down with someone leading a quieter life around Kentwood, La., but we'd really freak out if she and Jason gave it a serious go.